The Single Dad's Guide to Recreation audiobook

The new guy in town may be a hot single dad–we’re talking total, mouthwatering eye candy here–but that isn’t stopping him from shuttering my favorite program here at Climax Parks & Rec.

Nor does it stop me from being blinded by lust and tripping over my own feet every time I see him, even though we’re completely wrong for each other.

He’s all business; my job is to play.
He’s moved upstate from Manhattan; I’ve returned to my small town roots.
He’s overwhelmed by his two adorable kids; doctors told me I’ll never be a mother.

Oh, and did I mention that it’s his job to “re-org” (aka ruin) everything I love about my job?

Despite all this, he’s got me dreaming of something I told myself I’d given up on: a family of my own.

Warning! Do not read this book unless you love:
❤️Uptight heroes who are silly with their kids
❤️Sunshiny, Cinderelly heroines
❤️Nosy, interfering, small-town bureaucrats
❤️Possibly magical clock towers
❤️Parks and Recreation and Schitt’s Creek vibes

To the reader: my romance novels are all lighthearted and humorous and the main two characters are guaranteed to find a happy ending. However, they may run into a few obstacles along the way as well as need healing from incidents in their former lives. If you’d like content guidance regarding sex/nudity, death, mental health and/or reproductive health challenges, you can find them in detail at karengrey.com/contentguidance

AVERY

For most people, the answer to the question, “How do I get to Climax?” is personal. Intimate, even. But in our little Upstate New York town nestled between the banks of the Hudson and the rise of the Catskills, we have a ready answer: “No need to get to Climax, when you live in Climax.”
No lie, it’s our official slogan. I just passed a billboard with the words blazoned across it. The one that taunts me on my way to work every morning.
Which is why I came up with my version: “There’s no getting to climax when you’re a twenty-nine-year-old who lives with her parents. In Climax.”
For the record, I did leave my hometown. After college, I moved to Atlanta for a great job in hotel management and set up house with my boyfriend. But when that life imploded, I came home to regroup. It was supposed to be a short stay, but my best friend Leia talked me into working for her at Climax Parks and Rec, managing children’s programming. Then, just as I was thinking about leaving again, my parents’ health went south. So, of course, I stayed on to help out.
Now I’m a little stuck.
But it’s all good, as they say. My friends may needle me about playing Cinderella, taking care of everyone’s needs but my own, but I think things have turned out fine. Better than fine.
Who needs a prince, anyway? I mean, those glass slippers look like a safety hazard, if you ask me. Don’t even get me started on that ball gown. Shapewear hasn’t been invented to cinch anyone’s waist that tight. And it’s not like I’m locked in my garret room. I chose to sleep under the sloping ceilings of the attic. 
That Cinderella tag is just bull patties. I love being able to take care of my parents, I love being back in my hometown, and I love working with my best friends.
As I pull into the employees’ parking lot at CPR—short for Climax Parks and Rec—the sun reflects off the glitter I’ll never get out of my favorite cardigan. I’ll admit that I could dial down the arts and crafts in the class I teach in addition to my admin work. My mother created the parent-toddler program we call Playgroup, and it’s been the heart of CPR since before I was born. When she couldn’t run it anymore, there was talk of canceling, but there was no way I was letting it die on my watch.
I’m not a parent; I’ve never been a parent. Due to the aforementioned life implosion, I’ll likely never be a parent, so I’m not exactly qualified to teach anyone about parenting. But my mom assured me that the true purpose of the program is to, and I quote, “build community by giving new parents a space to connect with each other while their toddlers take part in age-appropriate activities.”
I figured I could handle that.
I was already doing the work of one and a half people, since the adult programming admin left six months after I started and never got replaced. I figured I may as well make it an even two. I used my mom’s notes and outlines, and I read tons of early childhood development books. I’m still sure that someone’s going to walk in while we’re singing “The Wheels on the Bus” and ask me what the halibut I think I’m doing, but it hasn’t happened yet.
At the moment, however, I am questioning the wisdom of carrying the heavier-than-I-thought stack of boxes full of donated supplies from my car to the classroom instead of fetching a handcart first. But when you’ve got six kids under three showing up in twenty minutes, you don’t have time for extra steps. So I tell my aching arms to shut the H-E-double-hockey-sticks up and use a hip to push open the heavy side door of the building that feels as much like a home to me as the house I grew up in. Successful navigation of the doorway accomplished, I just have to make it down the hall and somehow get the door to the playroom unlocked before my shaking biceps give out on me.
Note to self: get your well-padded hips and noodle arms to one of the fitness classes offered for free at your place of employment. I’m scrolling through the class schedule in my mind, wondering if I could squeeze in Jazzercise if I skipped lunch, when unfamiliar voices coming from the lobby catch my attention.
Peering between items sticking out of the top box, my stranger danger alert goes on high. The group of people in fancy suits aren’t threatening in a Hey kid, want to see my puppy in this white van kind of way, but something about them feels off. They sure as sugar don’t look like they’re here to sign up for a softball team. Or participate in any other form of recreation. Plus, the center isn’t even open yet, so how did they get in?
My grip slipping, I drag my focus back to getting the boxes down the hall. I can’t help hearing their conversation as I pass, however. The soothing voice that first broke into my thoughts is interrupted by one with a foreign accent, something vaguely British. Or Swedish? Or some unidentifiable tiny European nation you’d find in a Hallmark movie?
Weirdly, that voice sounds familiar.
“You’ve got your work cut out for you here, Josh,” he intones. “This place is a dump.”
“It is a bit worn around the edges…” Soothing guy—must be Josh—tries to get a word in, but Euro Voice just talks over him.
“Can you believe this program schedule? I don’t think our people are going to sign up for”—he pauses, and I swear I can hear him shudder—“Zumba or Quilting. We’ll need a Pilates setup, of course. And CrossFit is a no-brainer.”
“If the rest of the building is all chipped tile floors and drop ceilings like what’s going on here,” a judgy third person says. “You may as well raze this place to the ground and start over.”
When I trip, probably on one of those chipped floor tiles, the words raze this place to the ground echo inside my head. Boxes fly out of my arms, art supplies roll in every direction, and I land with a thud. Wincing in frustration as well as pain, I crawl along the floor to clean up the mess, noticing for the first time that the tiles are stained as well as cracked.
“Miss, are you okay?”
When I catch sight of the face behind that soothing voice, I actually gasp. Talk about Prince Charming. Tall, check. Dark, check, the bronzed skin of his face framed by chocolate brown hair. Aaand handsome, check, with eyes as blue as the sky on a perfect summer day.
“Did you hit your head?” he asks, dropping to his knees next to me.
My mouth’s probably flapping open and closed like a fish out of water, and the only words I’m coming up with are ones I cannot say out loud in my place of employment. Or even in my head. There are no kid-friendly substitutes for these words.
He holds out a hand. I take it. And just like in the movies, his touch sends a shiver through me. I swear romantic music swells.
Though that might be from the art room down the hall. Daisy does blast music when she’s trying to get in the zone before class.
“Do you think you can stand?” he asks, his baby blues filled with concern. “Should I call nine-one-one?”
Blowing out a breath, I force my gaze away from the chiseled jaw mere inches from mine, from the full lips uttering the kindest words, and focus on the fabric of his trousers. “You’re-you're going to ruin that suit.”
“That’s what dry cleaners are for,” he says, his tone rougher than before. But in a good way. “I apologize, I should’ve offered to help with these boxes.”
“It’s my fault. I should’ve used a cart to move them from my car.” Easing my hand out of his, I scoot away so I don’t crawl into his lap. “In fact, I think I’m going to get one right now. Avoid further disasters.”
He looks uncertain, so I add, “I swear I’m fine. Just”—a silly high-pitched giggle rides the word—“ha-ha! Clumsy.”
“If you’re sure.” Getting to his feet, he holds out his hand. Again.
I shouldn’t touch him again, but I do. And there’s that shudder, this time going straight to my core. Like somebody took a broom to the dust and cobwebs down there.
When he pulls me up, momentum drives me right into his chest, flattening my breasts against hard-as-granite pecs and knocking us both off balance. We do an awkward little dance to find our feet. Almost in slow motion, his eyes dip to my lips, and I lean in, needing his kiss more than I need my next breath.
“Josh?” Euro Voice echoes down the hall. “You’re missing the thought shower.”
I stumble back, muttering, “I’m going to get that cart now.” And then I book it down the hall before I do anything else I’ll regret.
By the time I return, the boxes are neatly stacked. The man that’ll surely play a starring role in my dreams tonight even picked up the markers and glue sticks that flew out of the open crate I’d stupidly balanced on top.
I’m battling the urge to just grab him and kiss him when another man steps between us, flocked by the rest of the group. “You’re needed up front, Josh. A/B testing will be required to maximize front-end user experience and…”
As his gibberish continues, the voice and face click, and I realize why he sounded so familiar. “Elijah Ransom? Is that you?”
Pausing mid-monologue, he cocks his head to the side, like a bird. “It is. Do I know you?”
“Only since eighth grade.” He continues to stare at me like I’m a particularly challenging puzzle, so I add, “When you moved to Climax?”
“My apologies, when I’m excited about a new project, my prosopagnosia escalates.” Elijah presses his hands together in front of his chest and bows at me. “Remind me of your name?”
Josh places a light hand on my elbow, making my knees wobblier than a Jell-O salad at a Fourth of July picnic, and murmurs into my ear. “Prosopagnosia is commonly called face blindness. It’s a neurological disorder that prevents people from recognizing even those they know well.”
“Oh, well, I’m sorry for your loss,” I say to Elijah. “I’m Avery Mills. It’s nice to see you again, and nice to meet you, uh…”
As Josh lifts his hand from my arm and I catch the flash of gold on his ring finger, my words fade away. News flash: the man I’ve been drooling over for the past fifteen minutes is wearing a wedding ring. I may be a fudge up, but I don’t mess around with married men.
Pasting on a polite smile, I step away from the group. “If you will excuse me, I need to get to work.”
The word “work” seems to spark something in the suits, because they all begin to talk at once, vying for Elijah’s attention. When I move to the cart, I can almost feel Josh wanting to follow, but he doesn’t step up to help me. Before I can ogle him one last time, however, the director of Climax Parks and Rec steps into the foyer, and everyone stops talking again. Hands on hips, Leia Blake—aka my best friend/boss—lifts her chin to aim a glare at the man obviously in charge.
Aka, her on-again, off-again high school boyfriend, at least until he disappeared right before junior prom.
“What the fuck are you doing here, Elijah Ransom?”